A Few Things to Ponder

Just a few things to ponder in your spare time . . .

-If people can have triplets and quadruplets why not singlets and doublets?
-Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-I asked a bookstore saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
-If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
-If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
-If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
-Is there another word for synonym?
-Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
-Where do forest rangers go "to get away from it all"?
-What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
-If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?